Tuesday, July 25, 2006
No Really, Just Stop

Last year, following a trip to Atlanta I began a segment of Joi's Ramblings called, "Yeah, I'm Hating on Your City." Although the following complaint is not half as venomous as my previous gripes, I would like to plead with the people of Atlanta with all sincerity. NO MORE DANCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We bounced with you, some people rocked with you, and a few people are even snappin with you, but the insanity has got to stop. Why is it that every time we look around, Atlanta has invented, no concocted some form of coonery that the black community is supposed to latch onto as the dance crazy of the moment? Don't ya'll have jobs? Families to take care of? When do you find the time to make this foolishness up?

And what's worst, is ya'll even find this mess deep enough to launch (wack a$$) dance off's. You guys can't be serious! What heterosexual male really wants to be caught in public swinging his hips and breaking his wrists? And please don't response with that "no homo" crap. From the moment I first saw Dem Franchise Boys Leanin and Rockin wit It I couldn't help but think of Lamar Latrell from Revenge of the Nerds.

Recently, DJ Comic Kev of Power 99FM (Philly) played a "new" track from some group out of Atlanta called "Walk Wit' It." Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! I immediately called my Atlanta News Bureau Chief, Kim, for the facts. She has since investigated and according to her credible sources (her teenage brother and sister), yes, "walkin" is the new big thing on the Atlanta dance scene.

Good Lawd, the madness has got to stop. I hear by issue a ban in the city of Atlanta for creating any new dances for the next 5 years. Just take a break. Live a little. The time off will do you guys some good.

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At 9:27 PM, Anonymous said...

stfu you cunt, go get sumthign to do, no one wants to hear you whine.

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