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Thursday, August 24, 2006
In Howard Related News...
I don't care what no one says, I love this man. Call him what you will--a pimp, a hustler, a leech. This man knows how to stack paper and stay relevant. And he does it with style.
Sean "Diddy" Combs, you are my hero. You coined my favorite quote of the year "moisturizing my situation and preserving my sexy" and now you have given me another reason to sit at my desk when I know I need to be in the lab doing what I get paid for--researching medicines--and surf the internet. His myspace blog features short videos that show Diddy's softer, "raw-er", pre-tooth brushed, heavily intoxicated, and extremely hilarious side. His latest upload, has the internet swirling, landing him on Jimmy Kimmle's opening monologue and AOL.com's homepage.
Diddy on Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan recent Proactive Commercials
Freshlina at Crunk and Disorderly compared Diddy's demeanor to that of Leon in the Little Richard movie. But, I believe he looks and sounds more like Eddie King in The Five Heartbeats. Doesn't he sound like he's one slurred sentence away from ripping off his wife beater, revealing a old, soiled gold sequined cat suit, and struggling to sing, "night's like this, I wish...rain drops...would...fall-all-all-all-all"
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
I will definately be upping the meds tomorrow. Look out for Joi's Rules of Online Dating 2006: The BlackMatch.com Edition. I will also explain my newest beef with some members of the male species. I just want to let you know, dudes are some really funny characters and they think that being nice is a free pass for getting over. At this moment this is all I have to say to a certain person:
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
No Really, Just Stop Part III
STOP THE INSANITY.
They made a video, a real video for this mess!
Webster (lawd only knows what his purpose is) and Young B, Chicken Noodle Soup ft. The Voice of Harlem
and this is why I was so against this mess:
*running to the bathroom before I pee on myself*
Today is a busy day so I'll only have limited time to suppy your meds. Plus, I might be sent to the pych ward, cause negros are really testing me. Nonetheless, tomorrow is a new day, with a fresh supply.
Monday, August 21, 2006
Bored? Let's Watch Videos (part IV)
Lupe Fiasco-Beautiful Day ft. Jill Scott Ludacris Money Maker ft. Pharrell Williams Mary J. Blige-Take Me As I Am * yes that is Lance (aka Chocolate to some of the girl I wen tot college with) playing keep away with the dinner rolls. He does make one sexy Carb Nazi though.
Last year I revealed that I had grown quite fond of the Prince of Crunk, Lil' Scrappy. Almost immediately the jokes started pouring into my email. One co-worker in particular had a field day with that information. Nonetheless, I am not ashamed of my previous feelings. I still think he's cute. But, as I explained then, my crushes are few and far between and I tend to only be fixated on them for short periods of time. It now being twelve months later, it's time to unveil Joi Brown Crush of the Moment (aka the unattainable eye candy occupying much too much of my brain space):
If you know this man, tell him to "Call Me"!
Holla, holla, holla.
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