Friday, September 29, 2006
Because we all need a good laugh...

Its Friday and I'm about to blow this popiscle stand. But, before I venture home and eventually down to the Chocolate City to handle some business, I just wanted to share with you this little gem I saw over at Crunk and Disorderly. I feel bad, but if any of my Indian friends can translate the last dialogue, I would be emensely appreciative.


Everyones Got Soul, "Little Superstar"

One Mo' Gen'

Come Show & Tell!

Howard Homecoming is known nationally as the prototype of contemporary collegiate homecomging festivities. With the international Howard Community--alumni, students, friends, family, applicants, and socialites--converging in the chocolate city for a week of unprecedented entertainment, The Howard Insider is seizing this opportunity to celebrate the relaunch of its website, www.thehowardinsider.com!


A year ago a movement to inform, entertain, and reconnect the Howard community--past, present, and future--was started with one website.




Join us as the Howard Insider Super Clique relaunches the phenomenom that gripped the attention of thousands of cpu's and clogged internet connections across the country.


This is a networking event for those with a sophisticated style and an upscale taste.


Entrance is FREE (before 11PM), but by RSVP ONLY (homecomingrsvp@teambbc.com) and attire should be chic and fashionable.


FREE BUFFET Before 10PM


100% of PROCEEDS WILL BE DONATED TO THE HU SCHOLARSHIP FUND!


Hosted by Miss Joi and The Howard Insider Super Clique
in conjuction with Teambbc.com's Reunion.

Thursday, September 28, 2006
Run Releases a Statement

The pregnancy of Justine Russell, wife of Rev. Run of the breakthrough rap group Run/DMC, gave birth to a baby girl earlier this week. The pregnancy that had been fouter for a cliffhanger on the families MTV reality series, Run's House, was a suprise--probably because of Mrs. Russells age. Yet, in still, the baby, named Victoria Anne Simmons, did not survive and was called home to glory shortly after arriving in this world.


In a true example of faith in the Lord and strength, the Reverend released the following statement addressing his personal tragedy.

"On Sept. 26, 2006, Victoria Anne Simmons for some unknown reason chose to come early and unfortunately did not survive...We must accept whatever is there and once you accept unconditionally, then everything is beautiful. Every pain has a purifying effect. So whatever comes your way, just be thankful. We see life in death and believe in the celebration of life in death."

Like a Thuggish Cowboy

This doesn't need too much explaination. I'll just say that some people just don't need to be ridin' a damn bull.


Suge Knight, Riding a Mechanical Bull

(What in the Hell...)

Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Is T.O. this years Dave Chappell?


Last year rumors swirled after Dave Chappell walked away from a $50 million contract with Comedy Central, on what they had been calling a nervous breakdown.

This year, football bad boy, Terrell Owens, was reported admitted to a Dallas-Fort Worth hospital for treatment after was is being called a suicide attempt.
The flamboyant Cowboys receiver reportedly tried to kill himself by overdosing on pain medication, even putting two more pills into his mouth after a friend intervened, according to a police report obtained Wednesday.

The report said Owens was asked by rescue workers "if he was attempting to harm himself, at which time (he) stated, 'Yes."'

The Dallas police report said the 32-year-old Owens told his friend "that he was depressed." Details of the police report were first reported by WFAA-TV. [source]

I got a call from my best friend yesterday, "Have you been reading The Hilltop online?" My answer was clearly, "hell to the naw," but I might have to rethink that stance. Howard Insider former columnist (she knows she needs to rejoin the team), Candyce Paylor Anderson, wrote a letter in response to the recent news report of a fight over at Georgetown, were some Howard students were allegedly put at fault.

Needless, to say, her letter was published and the backlash was almost immediate. This is an excerpt of what one misguided freshman had to say about her letter:
As a new, proud Howard student I was shocked to read an article in The Hilltop on Thursday Sept. 21, 2006 regarding the so-called "crashed Georgetown party" by a group of "Rowdy Negroes" from our school.

Apparently, the perspective was not in our favor, and the story has been completely misconstrued, so I am here to set the story straight regarding the party that myself, friends, and other HU students were in attendance.

First off, we were not uninvited guests, considering other students and myself have friends at Georgetown who let us know that it was okay to join in the open party on their campus. We were going last Saturday not to crash a party, but to be able to explore the other universities that are close to us in D.C.

Let me start off by saying, SLOW YOUR ROLL little girl! In your first sentence you admitted to being what we all like to call an over zealous freshman. Get some credits before you start throwing up your school at any given chance. Don't get me wrong, I hopped on the G2 to Georgetown enough times during my 4 years as a bison to know what it's like to be a stranger on that campus. And, we all need to enjoy some good ol' American drunken white people parties every now and then, but it's all about what's appropriate, what's safe, and what's smart.

When you are that far from home (and 15 minutes in a darkened city is a world away) and that much of a minority, it might be a good idea to lie low and just blend in with the regulars. As you said, you were GUESTS, and therefore you should have acted as such. That was not your party nor were you surrounded by simpathetic friends. There is a time and a place for everything and obviously, that party was not the place for rowdy expressions of "school spirit."

Nonetheless, if Howard students didn't start/instigate the fight that eventually broke up the party, than it is wrong and unacceptable for the media (Howard, Georgetown, or local) to blame those students and to imply that the University is at some way at fault for its "unruly" pupils. This point is what seems to have been lost in your rebutal, Ms. Quarels.

Candyce was not chastisizing you and your friends, but simply urging the Administration to deal with the problem swiftly and accurately--whether that problem was with its own students, students of Georgetown University, or the media covering the events.

However, in the mean time, crack open your books and study up, because Homecoming is just around the corner, and from the sounds of your "I like to party" self, you will be easily distracted from the normal routine of classes. But, Candyce and I both wish you a successful 4 years at the mecca. Enjoy yourself, but most importantly, LEARN SOMETHING!

Monday, September 25, 2006
Wake Me Up Before You Go!


I know you guys have been waiting for this for years. George Michael is going on his first tour in 15 years! YES!

Having sworn only last year that his pop days were over, Michael has started a 47-gig tour called "25 Live," celebrating a quarter of a century in the music business."Well it just goes to show, doesn't it? Never say never," the 43-year-old singer wrote in the tour programme. "I truly believed that tonight would never happen, that I would never sing these songs to you again. But then I'm a fool."...[source]

Bored? Let's Watch Videos (part VII)

Jon at one time put Ms. Anderson on his Flashie list, but I (along with his new wife) protested. It seems like Sunshine's fall from the radio air play graces was more the result of a record label debacle than a lack of talent and material. Nonetheless, the lady who has "Heard it all before" is back in the game for a second go round under a new label. Here is her first single off her sophmore CD, Sunshine at Midnight.

Sunshine Anderson, Something I Want to Give You

Still Sniffling but,

I'm Back! Rested up all this weekend, so I'm back at work and back to not working. I really haven't been seeing alot of good distractions lately but I'll see what I can round up for you guys.

 
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